The Commonwealth of Leprain is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.066 billion Leprainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Leprainian economy, worth 73.5 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,922 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women across the country are tying the knot, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, bizarre-looking creatures called 'rabbitdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leprain's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leprain is ranked 262,450^th in the world and 4,736^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.16 flags saluted per person per day.