The Ultra Horny State of Nothornynation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Lord High of Horny with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 4.072 billion Nothornynationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Horny Capital. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nothornynationian economy, worth 161 trillion Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,677 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nothornynation's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is The Horny.

Nothornynation is ranked 118,943^rd in the world and 29^th in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.82 law-abiding acts per hour.