The Republic of Northern Sinai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Christopher Bennett with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.763 billion Northern Sinaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armistad. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Sinaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,104 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Northern Sinai are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Sinai's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Northern Sinai is ranked 2,167^th in the world and 5^th in The League for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,974.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.