The Savages of North Timeria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Aneya Raso with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.824 billion Timerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Timerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,299 trillion Beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,830 Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, the atmosphere in North Timerian boardrooms is turning more gay, the nation's smallest Kirinball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime is totally unknown. North Timeria's national animal is the Kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Timeria is ranked 3,247^th in the world and 2^nd in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Food Quality, scoring 239.81 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.