The Principality of North Ajania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Elise Angelique Van Vinkel with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.223 billion North Ajanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shahrazad. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Ajanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,898 trillion Ajanic Prands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,418 Ajanic Prands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the little guy plays a big role in North Ajanian politics, and the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Ajania's national animal is the Sun Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Ajania is ranked 35,311^th in the world and 10^th in Esamir for Most Corrupt Governments, with 61.62 kickbacks per hour.