The United Kingdom of Normzil is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Rian I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.139 billion Normzilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miralua. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Normzilian economy, worth 149 trillion Cuia-Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,279 Cuia-Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, billions of Cuia-Reais are spent to take high-quality photos of the Pato Perê Nebula, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Normzil's national animal is the Pato Perê, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Normzil is ranked 168,799^th in the world and 139^th in Declansburg for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 159.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.