The District of Norfonnynation is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.877 billion Norfonnynationians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Norfonnynationian economy, worth 550 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,025 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,633 per year while the poor average 16,972, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Norfonnynation. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Norfonnynation's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norfonnynation is ranked 258,227^th in the world and 5^th in Porto Novo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.19 law-abiding acts per hour.