The Fiefdom of Nobody out Pizzas the Hut is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aaron Powell with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 797 million Nobody out Pizzas the Hutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wichita. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Nobody out Pizzas the Hutian economy, worth 10.8 trillion Wings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,523 Wings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Aaron Powell's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and Aaron Powell has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nobody out Pizzas the Hut's national animal is the Big New Yorker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nobody out Pizzas the Hut is ranked 100,066^th in the world and 15^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.86 law-abiding acts per hour.