The Free Islands of Noambi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wren Lark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.448 billion Noambians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lobstertopia. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Noambian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Fins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,624 Fins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime is totally unknown. Noambi's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noambi is ranked 36,849^th in the world and 1^st in APSIA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.08 law-abiding acts per hour.