The Commonwealth of Nianacio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 45.974 billion Nianacianoj hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Healthcare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nianaciana economy, worth a remarkable 9,325 trillion kinadas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 202,847 kinadas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nianacio's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nianacio is ranked 268,364^th in the world and 10,947^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.76 law-abiding acts per hour.