The State of Niab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 30.347 billion Niabians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Niabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,830 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Niab's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Niab is ranked 120,235^th in the world and 2^nd in Saint Lucia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.