The Freople of Soem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pyt Snarfulton with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 36.309 billion Soemeosy enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snarf City. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soemeon economy, worth a remarkable 8,358 trillion Ideas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,211 Ideas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Soem's national animal is the Snarf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soem is ranked 193,365^th in the world and 3,554^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 34.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.