The Imperial Republic of New Narag Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Consul Sol Cerium Narag with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.652 billion Neo-Naragians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,606 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 630,431 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fortress Narag has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... New Narag Empirean satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Sand Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Chosen.

New Narag Empire is ranked 284,542^nd in the world and 66^th in Saint Helene for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.