The Free Land of New Murgennasia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Donny Mozzarella with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 1.524 billion New Murgennasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The New Murgennasian economy, worth 89.5 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,709 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native New Murgennasian lands, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, Donny Mozzarella is considering changing the New Murgennasian flag to one with more glitter, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Murgennasia's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weaseldom.

New Murgennasia is ranked 272,363^rd in the world and 10,019^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.