The Iron-Union Republic of New Kamerstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Consul Belyaev with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 27.226 billion Kameris are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalinkagrad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Kamerstanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,445 trillion Rukzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,263 Rukzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kamerstan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Orthodoxy.

New Kamerstan is ranked 1,921^st in the world and 2^nd in KAISERREICH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.29 law-abiding acts per hour.