The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.107 billion New Jerseyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The strong New Jerseyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion badda bings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,803 badda bings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,211 per year while the poor average 2,246, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. New Jersey's national animal is the snookie.

New Jersey is ranked 263,023^rd in the world and 67^th in United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.63 law-abiding acts per hour.