The Positively Pink States of New Day is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Xavier Woods Kofi Kingston and Big E with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.733 billion New Day have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewDayLand. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Day economy, worth 751 trillion Booty-OES a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,043 Booty-OES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Day's national animal is the Monster Bat Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Power of Positivity.

New Day is ranked 218,061^st in the world and 5^th in Auroran for Most Beautiful Environments, with 444.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.