The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 20.784 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 7,991 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,488 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Chilokver's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 287,018^th in the world and 6,183^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.