The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 20.814 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 8,006 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,690 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 375^th in the world and 15^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 484.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.