The Socialist Federation of New Alentejo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.693 billion Alentejoan Americans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Évora. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient New Alentejoan economy, worth 296 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 38,540 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the price of freedom is about half a million Escudoes, they say that Alentejoan Americans made a dessert and called it peace, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Alentejo's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Alentejo is ranked 83,055^th in the world and 4,576^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.09 law-abiding acts per hour.