The Rick of Never gonna give u up is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.782 billion Never gonna give u upians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Never gonna give u upian economy, worth 446 trillion Ricks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,976 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Never gonna give u upian, Rick's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never gonna give u up's national animal is the Rick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Never gonna give u up is ranked 35,002^nd in the world and 41^st in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.98 law-abiding acts per hour.