The Communist Confederate Union of Nerosina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Council of States with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.718 billion Nerosinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The Nerosinan economy, worth a remarkable 3,961 trillion Communist Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,907 Communist Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, Nerosinan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerosina's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nerosina is ranked 290,067^th in the world and 22^nd in Absolution for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.29 kickbacks per hour.