The Neon of Ne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.706 billion Neans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nean economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,841 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ne's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ne is ranked 33,069^th in the world and 1,956^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 55.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.