The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.874 billion Narconanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goor city. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Narconanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,294 trillion Viagra Pills a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,015 Viagra Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, several inches are being added to first class seating, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narconania's national animal is the Spanish Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The church of the Filadelfia Athletics.

Narconania is ranked 23,799^th in the world and 15^th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.82 law-abiding acts per hour.