The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 44.426 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 18,563 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 417,849 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary's rear echelons, it's not mass murder when the government does it, Kalmykhia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 630^th in the world and 2^nd in The Internationale for Highest Food Quality, scoring 417.5 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.