The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 45.342 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 19,299 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 425,641 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, military spending is on the increase, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 269^th in the world and 1^st in The Internationale for Highest Poor Incomes, with 388,230.09 Standard Monetary Units.