The Nine United Tribes of Najovio is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Growling Fox with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.701 billion Najovioans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Falcon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Najovioan economy, worth 420 trillion Glass Beeds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 155,820 Glass Beeds, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, atheists are heavily taxed, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime is moderate. Najovio's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the Najovioan Gods.

Najovio is ranked 193,750^th in the world and 14^th in Vulture of War for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,540.9 Standard Monetary Units.