The Colony of Nabaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Edward Loll III with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.56 billion Nabalandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Speier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.0%.

The powerhouse Nabalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,934 trillion Rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,093 Rois, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,259 per year while the poor average 13,931, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

For just a few extra Rois Nabalandians can get new driving records with their new cars, eminent domain has been abolished, religious education is a new government priority, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nabaland's national animal is the Prairie Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nabaland is ranked 18,455^th in the world and 1^st in Wrangel for Safest, scoring 114.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.