The Not Noah of N00027 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.227 billion N00027ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient N00027ian economy, worth 206 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,155 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians live in luxury, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N00027's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

N00027 is ranked 100,466^th in the world and 4,220^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 82.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.