The Republic of MUFA-39 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.457 billion MUFA-39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped MUFA-39ian economy, worth 129 trillion marks a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,643 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The doctor has cold hands, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of MUFA-39 City. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MUFA-39's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

MUFA-39 is ranked 278,403^rd in the world and 1^st in Workers United Against Capitalism for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.