The Cheese Loving Nation of Mouse Girl is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mouse Girl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.515 billion Girlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Redian. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Girlian economy, worth 614 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,330 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, dessert dishes make up the Girlian breakfast menu, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, and Mouse Girl's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mouse Girl's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Mouse Girl is ranked 50,416^th in the world and 1^st in Wack Hawks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,910.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.