The Republic of Morrison but he is fun is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Him of course with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.816 billion Morrison but he is funians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morrison but he is funian economy, worth 469 trillion Secret Cabinet Positions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,913 Secret Cabinet Positions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Morrison but he is fun can't handle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrison but he is fun's national animal is the National Coalition, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morrison but he is fun is ranked 25,564^th in the world and 77^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 83.16 kickbacks per hour.