The Re-formed Authorization of Morelop is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cedar Relop with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.243 billion Morelopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celotrop. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morelopian economy, worth 256 trillion Moreps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,487 Moreps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, schoolchildren are divided over Cedar Relop's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, sports club owners are having a moneyball, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morelop's national animal is the Grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Relopism.

Morelop is ranked 16,338^th in the world and 3^rd in The Glorious Evolution for Most Corrupt Governments, with 115.57 kickbacks per hour.