The State of Monongahelier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.256 billion Monongahelierians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The very strong Monongahelierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 36,638 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, military funding has been stripped back, eagles are considered a delicacy, and Monongahelier has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monongahelier's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monongahelier is ranked 81,819^th in the world and 3^rd in West Virginia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,579.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.