The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by DeepF-ckingValue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.985 billion Moneymakestheworldgoroundians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneymakestheworldgoroundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion gamestonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,679 gamestonks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,008,125 per year while the poor average 2,485, a ratio of 808 to 1.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Moneymakestheworldgoround's national animal is the Corporate Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Worship.

Moneymakestheworldgoround is ranked 289,446^th in the world and 4,705^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.