The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.151 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,036 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 158,230 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, television executives are interested in turning Leader's zany home life into a sitcom, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 290,424^th in the world and 11,332^nd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.27 kickbacks per hour.