The Senate of MLGPupperland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 13.184 billion Puppers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pupperville. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MLGPupperlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion PupperCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,985 PupperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military has gone fission for more funding, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, military spending is on the increase, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGPupperland's national animal is the Pupper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGPupperland is ranked 89,667^th in the world and 10^th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.03 kickbacks per hour.