The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.653 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 4,593 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,109 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mizialand is ranked 32,024^th in the world and 1,794^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 108.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.