The Kingdom of Mister Teal is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.69 billion Mister Tealians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mister Tealian economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,967 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mister Tealian diplomacy is by the book, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Teal's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mister Teal is ranked 5,947th in the world and 11th in Schopenhauer for Highest Food Quality, scoring 195.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mister Teal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, Mister Tealian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Mister Teal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Mister Teal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, recognizing the Mister Tealian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Mister Teal, the Mister Tealian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
