The People's Republic of Misitu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Irārsa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.294 billion Misituans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucia. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Misituan economy, worth 978 trillion Misitunian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,099 Misitunian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, Irārsa spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misitu's national animal is the Sun Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Misitu is ranked 52,551^st in the world and 80^th in Declansburg for Safest, scoring 102.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.