The People's Republic of Misitu is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lulu M with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.177 billion Misituans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Misituan economy, worth 864 trillion Misitunian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,207 Misitunian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Lucia to enjoy their national art, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is totally unknown. Misitu's national animal is the Sun Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Misitu is ranked 214,830^th in the world and 195^th in Declansburg for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.