The State of Minoa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Anaïs with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 28.634 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,156 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,246 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government expenses are beyond compare, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime is totally unknown. Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minoa is ranked 61,192^nd in the world and 2^nd in Minoa for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,350.17 on the Hickory Productivity Index.