The Republic of Minilov is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.457 billion Minilovans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Minilovan economy, worth 740 trillion Minilovan rubbles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,878 Minilovan rubbles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,581 per year while the poor average 3,001, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, Minilov's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minilov's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Minilov is ranked 87,290^th in the world and 13^th in Kylaris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,101.54 Standard Monetary Units.