The Trade Federation of Ming Hetsestria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.563 billion Min Hetsestrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-Hegesta. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Min Hetsestrian economy, worth 267 trillion Federation Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,278 Federation Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Port-Hegesta Cats against long odds, and Min Hetsestrian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime is totally unknown. Ming Hetsestria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Ming Hetsestria is ranked 31,108^th in the world and 8^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.23 law-abiding acts per hour.