The Oppressed Peoples of Mindless Slaves is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by money with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.771 billion mindless slaves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of profit. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse mindless slave labor economy, worth 918 trillion slaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,911 slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of mindless slave labor weapons designers, billions of slaves are being poured into a space program, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mindless Slaves's national animal is the slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Wealth.

Mindless Slaves is ranked 269,829^th in the world and 7^th in TERRY for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.