The Kingdom of Milostein is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Milo with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.754 billion Milosteinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Milosteini economy, worth an astonishing 11,010 trillion shnapsers a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 411,551 shnapsers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milostein's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Milostein is ranked 288,659^th in the world and 1^st in Under a Rock for Nudest, with 30.75 cheeks per square mile.