The Kingdom of Milostein is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Milo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.454 billion Milosteinis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Milosteini economy, worth an astonishing 10,237 trillion shnapsers a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,188 shnapsers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned crow is considered a national priority, billions of shnapsers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Crow Nebula, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milostein's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Milostein is ranked 293,192^nd in the world and 1^st in Under a Rock for Most Primitive, scoring -1683 on the Scary Big Number Scale.