The Sacred and Barbeled Empire of Mild-mannered Anarchists is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jackson with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.753 billion Mild-mannered Anarchists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barbelopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mild-mannered Anarchistsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,400 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 204,239 Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,408,623 per year while the poor average 10,499, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value, Mild-mannered Anarchistsian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mild-mannered Anarchists's national animal is the Catfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Barbelism.

Mild-mannered Anarchists is ranked 290,140^th in the world and 11,052^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 30.79 law-abiding acts per hour.