The Baldavinian Kingdom of Middle Anglia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Baldavin the Beloved with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 6.856 billion Middle Anglians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centre Royale. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Middle Anglian economy, worth 157 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 23,024 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, Baldavin the Beloved is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Anglia's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Baldavinian Mysticism.

Middle Anglia is ranked 205,209^th in the world and 27^th in United Alliances for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.