Population | 7.962 billion |
Currency | luan |
Animal | sea-serpent |
The Dominion of Menia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.962 billion Menians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.
The strong Menian economy, worth 489 trillion luans a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 61,513 luans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,021 per year while the poor average 16,717, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menia's national animal is the sea-serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Menia is ranked 139,561st in the world and 6,453rd in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,355.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Menia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Menia, there's no representation without taxation.
- : Following new legislation in Menia, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
- : Menia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Menia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Menia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Menia, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
- : Following new legislation in Menia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Menia, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Menia, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.