The Queendom of Megisan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.926 billion Megisanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Megisanian economy, worth 768 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 51,501 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,932 per year while the poor average 3,228, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and Megisan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Megisan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Megisan is ranked 286,912^th in the world and 577^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.89 law-abiding acts per hour.