The Kingdom of Medieval Total War is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 42.949 billion Medieval Total Warians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The powerhouse Medieval Total Warian economy, worth a remarkable 4,737 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 110,313 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Medieval Total War's radio stations, businessmen have been raging over recent 'gender equality' policies in the workplace, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Medieval Total War's national animal is the War Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Medieval Total War is ranked 182,302^nd in the world and 24^th in Nasicournia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.62 kickbacks per hour.